#4 DOA: Paradise (PSP)

Let's start with what the game is about. 10 girls get shipped to New Zack Island to have a holiday. There they relax, take pictures and play volleyball, among other games. All the while wearing progressively smaller bikinis. So that's where the first point comes in. The game is all about the jiggle. I don't think there's a time spent playing when I've seen a girl and she ISN'T jiggling. Jiggle jiggle. It's like they're balloons ya know.

Secondly. The actual game aspects, the volleyball and pool hopping? They're quite clunky. Let's talk volleyball. Seems solid enough, if it wasn't for the frakking controls. I'm telling you now, I've hit the damn pass button and she did squat. Just stood there, let the ball land in the sand next to her. FRAK YOU AND YOUR HYPNOTIC....... mmmmm jiggle.
Pool hopping. PAINFUL. Basically, you have to get from one end of the pool to the other by crossing floating platforms marked with the corresponding key you have to press. The problem? It takes AGES to get the damn hang of. Seriously.

The other section of the game is giving presents to other girls to make them like you so you can partner up with them. Each girl has specific things she likes and things she doesn't, also, you have to wrap the gifts up in her favourite colored wrapping paper. Even then, she may not like the gift if you're not on good terms with her. It's a hard life for all that jiggle.

Then you have the camera bits. Where your character or her partner do some..... sort.... of........... jigglllllllleeeeee. Sorry. They do some sort of relaxing thing. Like rubbing oil all over their...... more jiggle....... Sorry again D= all over their bodies. While you watch. And sometimes take pictures =D